By using this site, you signify your consent to these terms of use. Please read the paragraphs below before continuing. If you do not agree to these terms of use, please do not use the site.

RESTRICTIONS ON USE OF MATERIALS

This site is owned and operated by Steve’s Surreal Reality. No material from the site may be copied, reproduced, republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted or distributed in any way, except that you may download one copy of the materials on any single computer for your non-commercial use only, provided that you keep intact all copyright and other proprietary notices. Modification of the materials or use of the materials for any other purpose is a violation of Steve’s Surreal Reality’s copyright and other proprietary rights. The use of any such material on any other Web site or networked computer environment is prohibited. Except as otherwise indicated on this site and except for the trademarks, service marks and trade names of other companies that are displayed on this site, all trademarks, service marks and trade names are proprietary to Steve’s Surreal Reality.

In the event that you download any web pages from the site, the web pages, including any files, images incorporated in or generated by the software, and data accompanying the web page collectively, the “Web Pages”) are non-exclusively licensed to you by Steve’s Surreal Reality. Steve’s Surreal Reality does not transfer title to the Web Pages to you. Steve’s Surreal Reality retains full and complete title to the web pages, and all intellectual property rights therein. You may not redistribute, sell, decompile, reverse engineer, disassemble, or otherwise reduce the Software to a human-perceivable form.

DISCLAIMER

THE MATERIALS IN THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND WITHOUT WARRANTIES  OF ANY KIND EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW, Steve’s Surreal Reality DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. Steve’s Surreal Reality DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE FUNCTIONS CONTAINED IN THE MATERIALS WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT THIS SITE OR THE SERVER THAT MAKES IT AVAILABLE ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. Steve’s Surreal Reality DOES NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE MATERIALS IN THIS SITE IN TERMS OF THEIR CORRECTNESS, ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE. YOU (AND NOT Steve’s Surreal Reality) ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, shall Steve’s Surreal Reality be liable for any special or consequential damages that result from the use of, or the inability to use, the materials in this site, even if Steve’s Surreal Reality or a Steve’s Surreal Reality authorized representative has been advised of the possibility of such damages. In no event shall Steve’s Surreal Reality have any liability to you for damages, losses and causes of action (whether in contract, tort (including, but not limited to, negligence), or otherwise) for accessing this site.

RATE SCHEDULES AND CONTENT

Steve’s Surreal Reality makes every effort to assure its web site visitors that all RATE SCHEDULES and CONTENT and information on its web site(s) are updated regularly.  However, Steve’s Surreal Reality, cannot guarantee that all items listed on the rate schedules that are posted on Steve’s Surreal Reality web site(s) are available each and every day. Such inconveniences are collectively covered under our LIMITATION OF LIABILITY paragraph.

CLAIMS AND INTERPRETATIONS

All claims, disputes or disagreements which may arise out of the interpretation, performance or in any way relating to your use of this site and any and all other Steve’s Surreal Reality site(s), shall be submitted exclusively to the jurisdiction of the State or federal courts located in the County and State of Florida.

CONCLUSION

It is not our intention to purposely mislead or misguide any of our GUESTS on our web site(s). We offer our TERMS OF USE, and with that we offer YOU the choice of whether or not use Steve’s Surreal Reality web site(s).